Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings (Page 9)

“What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.”

“My audiences get younger all the time.”

“You can find my book at your favorite bookstore, and if it isn't there, find a new favorite.”

“I've learned you don't always listen to your agents and managers. Sometimes they know nothing.”

“I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward.”

“Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.”

“Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.”

“I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.”

“I love Katy Perry! She's very charming.”

“My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, Passover, Thanksgiving and birthdays.”