Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)
Joan Rivers quotes and sayings page 6 (deceased comedian born on Jun 8, 1933). Here's quote # 51 through 60 out of the 132 we have for her.
“Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.”
“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.”
“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.”
“There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.”
“My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.”
“Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.”
“Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.”
“I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.”
“Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.”
“I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.”
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