Steven Wright Quotes & Sayings (Page 12)
Steven Wright quotes and sayings page 12 (69 year old comedian). Here's quote # 111 through 120 out of the 125 we have for him.
“I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.”
“If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?”
“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”
“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.”
“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.”
“Is it weird in here, or is it just me?”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
“It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.”
“If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?”
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.”
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