Steven Wright Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)
Steven Wright quotes and sayings page 7 (69 year old comedian). Here's quote # 61 through 70 out of the 125 we have for him.
“In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.”
“Hermits have no peer pressure.”
“I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.”
“I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.”
“It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.”
“When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.”
“I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”
“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
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