Steven Wright Quotes & Sayings (Page 11)
Steven Wright quotes and sayings page 11 (69 year old comedian). Here's quote # 101 through 110 out of the 125 we have for him.
“My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.”
“One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.”
“I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.”
“I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.”
“I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.”
“When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'”
“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”
“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?”
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
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