Steven Wright Quotes & Sayings (Page 13)
Steven Wright quotes and sayings page 13 (69 year old comedian). These are the last 5 out of 125 quotes we have for him.
“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'”
“I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.”
“Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.”
“OK, so what's the speed of dark?”
“The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.”
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